Dear Santa Send Parts Not Another Damn Mug T-Shirt | Funny Christmas Mechanic Shirt | Nasty Fast Parts
Dear Santa, send PARTS. Not another DAMN MUG!
Every Christmas, it's the same story. You ask for pistons, carburetors, clutch kits, and engine parts. Instead, you unwrap another coffee mug that says something about being a mechanic. Thanks, Santa. Really helpful.
Our Dear Santa Send Parts Not Another Damn Mug T-Shirt is for every rider and mechanic who's tired of getting useless Christmas gifts when their machine is sitting in the garage waiting for parts.
Featuring a furious gingerbread man in a Santa hat pointing at a trash can overflowing with unwanted Christmas mugs, this hilarious design delivers the perfect dose of holiday frustration, garage humor, and Christmas attitude.
Whether you're rebuilding a two-stroke engine, restoring a vintage ATV, fixing your dirt bike, or trying to convince your family that a new top-end kit makes a much better stocking stuffer than another coffee cup, this shirt says what every gearhead is thinking.
Perfect for ATV riders, dirt bike enthusiasts, mechanics, engine builders, and anyone whose Christmas wish list comes with part numbers.
Product Features:
- Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton Tee
- 5.3 oz., 100% U.S. cotton (solid colors)
- Classic relaxed fit with reinforced shoulders
- Tightly knit, durable fabric
- Tear-away label for added comfort
- Made with ethically grown U.S. cotton
- Bold, colorful Christmas-themed mechanic graphic
Great Gift For:
- ATV and four-wheeler enthusiasts
- Two-stroke and Yamaha Blaster riders
- Dirt bike and motocross fans
- Professional mechanics and automotive technicians
- DIY mechanics and garage enthusiasts
- Engine builders and vintage ATV restoration hobbyists
- Anyone tired of getting coffee mugs for Christmas
- Christmas parties, garage gatherings, and holiday gift exchanges
Nasty Fast Parts — Built for those who live on two strokes, burnt fuel, and questionable decisions.
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make a very strong and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric
Without side seams
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar without seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
Dual Printing Techniques
Sleeve prints (for Print Clever and Underground Threads) and inner neck labels are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, the remaining print areas are produced with Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing.
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors, Tweed, Russet, Safety Green, and Safety Orange are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors are 90% cotton, 10% polyester;
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Do not iron; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry: low heat.
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