Ho Ho Holy Shit That's Expensive T-Shirt | Funny Christmas Mechanic Shirt | Nasty Fast Parts
HO HO HOLY SHIT, THAT'S EXPENSIVE!
Nothing says Merry Christmas quite like a piston exploding inside your engine and taking your entire holiday budget with it!
Our Ho Ho Holy Shit That's Expensive T-Shirt captures the exact moment every mechanic and motorsports enthusiast dreads—the moment a simple repair turns into a complete engine rebuild.
Featuring a horrified Santa Claus watching a piston explode through an engine block, complete with flying metal, shattered parts, Christmas lights, and holiday chaos, this hilarious design perfectly captures the financial pain of owning machines that love breaking at the worst possible time.
You thought you needed a piston and rings? Surprise! Now you're shopping for a cylinder, crankshaft, bearings, gaskets, and possibly an entirely new engine. Merry Christmas to your credit card!
Whether you're rebuilding a blown two-stroke, fixing your ATV after an expensive weekend at the dunes, or explaining to your family why Christmas presents are canceled because your engine decided to grenade itself, this shirt is guaranteed to get a laugh from anyone who's been there.
Perfect for ATV riders, dirt bike enthusiasts, mechanics, engine builders, and anyone who's ever looked at a repair estimate and immediately questioned their life choices.
Product Features:
- Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton Tee
- 5.3 oz., 100% U.S. cotton (solid colors)
- Classic relaxed fit with reinforced shoulders
- Tightly knit, durable fabric
- Tear-away label for added comfort
- Made with ethically grown U.S. cotton
- Bold, colorful Christmas-themed exploding engine graphic
Great Gift For:
- ATV and four-wheeler enthusiasts
- Two-stroke and Yamaha Blaster riders
- Dirt bike and motocross fans
- Professional mechanics and automotive technicians
- Engine builders and performance enthusiasts
- DIY mechanics and garage enthusiasts
- Anyone who's ever suffered a catastrophic engine failure
- Christmas parties, garage gatherings, and holiday gift exchanges
Nasty Fast Parts — Built for those who live on two strokes, burnt fuel, and questionable decisions.
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make a very strong and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric
Without side seams
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar without seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
Dual Printing Techniques
Sleeve prints (for Print Clever and Underground Threads) and inner neck labels are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, the remaining print areas are produced with Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing.
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors, Tweed, Russet, Safety Green, and Safety Orange are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors are 90% cotton, 10% polyester;
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Do not iron; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry: low heat.
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